Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
Imagine this.
A therapist told a woman to use some imagination while making love with her...
Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
Stupid sports quotes
|These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum...
Sex Before Mass
The young newly married Catholic couple were regular attendants at Mass. As like all...
Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm…
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...