Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
A Chinese man is making love to his wife…
A Chinese man is making love to his wife. He whispers in her ear,”Baby,...
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole…
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle....
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
Man with no arms.
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that...
Lunch Box Lids
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it...
Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar…
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...