Half off these tickets
|USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on...
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
Actual Medical Charts
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician,...
Geekonics
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Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
Lipstick
According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a...
Dr. Seuss Episode of ER
IF DR SEUSS WROTE AN EPISODE OF ER – -Kerry: Now Mark, I think...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...
Need fishing licenses
|A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten...