What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Banjo jokes
|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only...
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having…
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were havingtrouble picking suitable...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
Let me say grace!
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...