How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...
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God and Moses went golfing.
God and Moses were out golfing. They were both doing well. Then they came...
R U A Real Cowboy?
An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps...
Blonde’s Revenge
What the difference between a brunette and the trash? The trash gets taken out...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
Prison and Work Compared
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′...