Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
Men Are Like UFOs
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Wandering Tribes
Do you know why the tribes of Israel wandered in the desert for 40...
Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,...
In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
Following a bitter divorce…
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered,...
Living on Earth
“Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual freetrip around the...