A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hill…
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hillin the Highlands....
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl?
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl? – “Hey, little girl, you...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were…
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party...
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning…
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after...
Another Chicken Joke
Why did the rabbit cross the road? Chicken’s day off!
Clever Doggie
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
Children’s letters to God
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was...