Two gynecologists meet at lunch…
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, “I had a patient this morning...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500…
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes...
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
Why do women have arms?
Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would...
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
Another yamamma…
Another yamamma…Your mamma is so fat when god said let there be lighthe asked...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...