Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
How do men exercise at the beach?
How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time...
The Layoff
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was toldby his...
Supermarket Cart
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart...
What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
On Gender Differences
The following comments are those of Bill Hall who is a syndicated humor columnist...