The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Marriage Quotes 4
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...
Whatcha Doin’ Daddy?”
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a...
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
Why do brunettes take the pill?
And more on blondes…Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.
Santa in Ethiopia
Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He...
The Italian
One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.I go down...