There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk…
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a...
One doc operated on a person for a hernia…
One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband…
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on...
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary…
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite....
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital…
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital, legs spread wide, lets...