Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
I said…I really mean…
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Iraqi TV Guide
Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of...
Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
the drunk contest
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on...
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm…
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy...
Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk…
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...