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One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
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I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,”This is the...
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The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They got...
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A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
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