These chickens want books
|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Why Men Prefer Blondes
Why do men prefer blondes?Men always like intellectual company.
Save the country
A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf...
You know you’re a Teacher if…
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
The Astronaut Joke
What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?An Unidentified Frying Object!
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...