Tattoo On Her Butt
There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a...
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
Thank you for the emails
THANK YOUThank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
Buns and Puns!
One Monday morning, Grover picking up the kids along a new bus route.At the...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...