It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!
Reward for goodness
Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly...
Smoking doesn\’t kill people…
All about smoking:Remember, smoking doesn?t kill people. People who are trying to quit smoking...
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
LOFT
Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer...
Things Only Women Understand
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Chick With No Arms or Legs?
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A:...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Smarter
This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can...