Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...
A neutron at a bar
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Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
McNally
|McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Why did the chicken cross the road? — Sign of our times
Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more...
Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.)
TO : ALL EMPLOYEES FR : MANAGEMENT SUBJECT : SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING In...
Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
For some light refreshment!
|Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!