Phone For Texas Aggie
Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over...
Blonde Sky Divers
|A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls...
Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
Getting Old
Dear Maevis,I have become a little older since I saw you last and a...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny…
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny so he decided...
Pregnant Maid
A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do...
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Why do Farts stink?
Why do Farts stink?So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.