In a perfect world…
*25 Things a Wife would say in a “perfect world!*1) I’ll swallow it all…I...
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
Mom’s new recipe
|Mom’s Brownies RecipeRemove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
Imagine this.
A therapist told a woman to use some imagination while making love with her...
At the beach.
A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Anybody Home?
A boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...