When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
Chain Letter Type IV
Chain Letter Type IVAs if you care, here is a poem that I wrote....
Life of an Egg
So you think your life is bad…Just think how bad the life of an...
Morals of Story
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...