Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.
An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....
Top NFL complaints
|Top NFL Complaints After shooting the blank gun to end the half, the Dallas...
Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
Naughty, Naughty
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins?
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to...
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
A dancing duck
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...