Lady Diana and Dolly Parton Go to Heaven
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go...
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...
New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A...
Buying from a store
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Empire State Building
A bleached blonde and a natural blonde were on top of the . How...
The Reverend
The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally...
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar…
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of...
A fellow in a bar notices a woman…
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on...
Off To Barcelona
A psychiatrist on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients...