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Piano jokes
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What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park…
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
Top ten least popular self help books
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Some time after their bitter divorce…
Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his...
Blind Date!
A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn’t been all that great,...
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3 dudes die a lawyer, police man, and a doctorat the pearly gates the...
An Irish priest and a Rabbi
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