Marriage Quotes 1
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. –...
During the Vietnam war…
During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back...
Abbott calling Costello
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will...
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
The Break-in!
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Oh Human Sexuality
When it comes to human sexuality, men are like microwave ovens and women are...
The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....
Signs and notices 01
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Found written on...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
Marriage quotes 08
|If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way.In...