Puerto Rican Offspring
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A:...
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem…
A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem. The doctor...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...