Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
Dealing with a lawyer
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
Geriatric Gynecologist
What do you call a geriatric gynecologist?A spreader of old wives’ tales!
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh…
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh, the dynamicyoung preacher raised himself to...
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
Twelve Days of Fast Food
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Wedding Toasts 1
Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.Marriage is a ceremony that turns...
The highly-skilled fly
|A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For...
10 Signs Your Amish Teen’s In Trouble
10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am.9. In his sock drawer, you...
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...