Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
The 3 holes
A guy’s car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for...
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
The Top Signs That Your Net Relationship Is Over
All of a sudden, she’s typing in a different font. Instead of hearing that...
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20 does not?
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of...
Another Clinton Joke…
Q: Bill & Hilary Clinton are on a sinking ship, who gets saved? A:...
Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
A Childs View Of A Retirement
After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils how they spent their holidays.One...
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...