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The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
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Why do not Mexicans teach drivers Ed…
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New scientific thoeries IV
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What’s black and white and comes in little cans?
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A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...