Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...
Raid
You might be a redneck if… You keep a can of Raid on the...
Dumb Intercourse II
“Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.”"Would you spell that, please?”"Certainly....
Reasons For John’s Sex Change
10. Lower auto insurance premiums.9. Easier to get job because of hiring quotas.8. Cleaner...
Riddle me this!
Take the test…NO CHEATING!What does: A woman do sitting down? A man do standing...
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment…
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night timeexcersises....
New Bowling Rules
Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
Who owns the cows?
|After his graduation from college, the son of a Spanish lawyer was considering his...