Answers To Everything
What’s the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity What’s the difference between...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
Pig misunderstanding
|Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...
The Preist and the Nun
A priest and a Nun were lost in the desert, riding on a camel....
Customer support logs
|Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may...
Dog jokes 03
|Q: What is a dog’s favorite sport?A: Formula 1 drooling!Q: What do you get...
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...