pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
A very insulting parrot
|This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her...
Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to...
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
Whorehouse
Q. What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
Real Police Stories.
The following are actual incidents reported…#1A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for...
Women’s instructions
|WOMEN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a...
A snail buys a fast new car
|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for...
I Love You
English….. Spanish….. Te Amo French…… Je T’aime German…… Ich Liebe Dich Japanese…. Ai Shite...