A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
Clinton Fart
Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the...
lots some more blonde q & a’s
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
Blondes r thick?!
Santa, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde ran a race. Who won?Santa flys,...
The last request
Father O’Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishionersafter his Sunday morning service as...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
Penis and the Windsheild
A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is...