No Peer Pressure
|A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is...
Robber met animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He...
An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
What is grosser than gross?
Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and...
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
True stupid stories 01
Really Stupid People Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport...