Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
Huey, Dewy, and Puddles.
A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she...
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
The world’s smartest man?
|A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were...
Women Jokes
Q – Why do women have smaller feet than men?? A – So they...
Princess Di and Mother Theresa
You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time?...