Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
|10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really...
Men Like BMWs
Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it.
Reasoning Test
Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test.The doctor says...
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
Penny Offer
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A:...
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
Most dentists chairs go up and down…
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went...
Buying the Farm…
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was...