A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Check’s in the Mail
Back in the unhappy days when Czechoslovakia was under Soviet domination, a valiant freedom...
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital…
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a...
Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...