Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
Best form of Birth Control
What is the best form of Birth ControlAnswer: Marriage
Top 10 signs Santa doesn\\\\\\\’t like your kid.
Top 10 signs Santa doesn’t like your kid:10. Kid’s letter to North Pole comes...
The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.