Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
Researching this insect
|A prominent Polish scientist conducted very important experiment. He trained a flea to jump...
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
This guy was driving down the highway…
This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled overby the cops. The...
How Army policy began
|This is Army policy all begins… Start with a cage containing five apes. In...
Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...
Polaks Crossing A River
Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each...
Farmer Brown
Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all...