Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
The Christmas airport
|It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he...
Little Johnny comes home from school…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
Computers Must Be Male
Top 10 reasons computers must be male:1. They have a lot of data but...
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
Only in America…
Only in America… Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than...
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
Four married guys go golfing…
Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the followingconversation took place:First Guy:...
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel…
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel,and were standing in the...
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...