Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...
White Hoose
I don’t think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught...
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...
Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...
The hunting season
This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As...
A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to a…
A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to adrawing he was doing with...
Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...