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A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...
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New Bowling Rules
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January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
New Language Courses Ameirca
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The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict…
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