Darwin Awards- 1999
DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 – LOS ANGELES, CA. Ani Saduki, 33, and his brother...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Real news headlines 13
Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers. These were taken...
Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
A man running a little behind schedule arrives…
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in...
Elephant jokes 12
|What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of...
Bill Gates In Purgatory
Bill gates has been in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being...
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim…
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to...