String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
I love my wife
If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
The infertile patient!
After much soul searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple...
Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password…
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password. It’s her turn to guess the...
Memory Class
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a...
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
Question and answer blond jokes
|Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde...
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...