New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
A young lady walks into a doctors office…
A young lady walks into a doctors office. “Doctor I’m suffering from a terrible...
Some famous lines in history!
As Jack the Ripper’s mother said to her son, “How come you never go...
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman…
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
The Rabid Neighbor!
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to...
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...