Kinky Sex
There’s this young couple, Louise and Al, they’ve been married for about a year,...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
Lawyers arrive in Japan
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...
Want me to paint for you?
|A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and...
The infertile patient!
After much soul searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple...
Newest game at the whitehouse
What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend…
Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: “Don’t...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...