What the difference between true love and herpes?
What the difference between true love and herpes? – Herpes lasts forever
Many Bones
Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human...
Corruption
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami…
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that...
Ordered to pay fines
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!