Farm jokes 10
|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double...
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar…
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
Internet Test
Have you been spending more and more time using the Internet? Have your cheeks...