Light ale!
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs…
Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs. That evening one...
What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
What do you call foreplay in Alabama? ‘Hey sis, you awake?’
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
What denomination?
A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.”What...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...