Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
Fancy Plate
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home...
Pay for your past bills
|A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods...
In Hot Pursuit
Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading...
Top Twenty New Slogans for Valuejet Airlines
ValueJet: When you just can’t wait for the world to come to you. ValueJet:...
How did you do that??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
Six Bad Days
Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez...
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.