Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
Wedding Questions and Answers
Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding? Not if you...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
Flying near Athens
|As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked...
Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
I want to see something really cheap
|After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
I want to buy a golf ball
|A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro...